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This is one opportunity that I missed in the payperpost site. Seems quite fun though. You’re suppose to write a poem about you liking shrimps and the first alphabet of every line should spell out shrimp. Got a friend of mine involved and since she’s already thought of the poem, for the fun of it I’ll just put it up even though I’ve missed the opportunity.

Sweet, lovely, succulent and fresh;

Has a flavour divine no less;

Rich and tender, no wonder;

It is a favourite of mine; 

Marinate in chilli or cooked and chilled then;

Parade along a buffet line.

Frankly speaking, I’m still quite put off by shrimps. Many years back, during Chinese New Year, I went to the fishing port and bought a big box of shrimps. The idea was that we could share the costs so that it won’t be too expensive.

I ended up having shrimps for the next 2 weeks everyday. Felt so sick after that I stayed away from shrimps for the next year or so. Even now I rarely have them, choosing only to eat them only in rare occasions….

Noodle and Bao… Ep. 2…

Maggi mee, who was beaten up for no reason, was very angry. So he went to find bee hoon, udon, fried noodles etc to seek revenge. But on the way, they met small bao. Maggi mee looked at small bao for a while then told his bros:"Brothers! Whack him!" Maggi mee whack small bao harder & harder.

After the noodles family has left, they asked Maggi Mee why he hated small bao so much and beat him up so badly.

Maggi mee said:"At first wanna teach him a small lesson only, but then see him act cute, made me so angry."

Noodle and Bao… Ep. 1…

Forward to me by my sis… 

One day, noodle quarrel with meat bao (bun). They had a fight but bao was too clumsy and lost badly. He was very angry and he told noodle to stay behind if he has the guts and he’ll get his pals to assist him. Meat bao went to find bread, man tou, jian bao etc to get them to reinforce him.

Along the way, they saw maggi mee. They ah bish ah bish ah bish and beat maggi mee up and maggi mee very puzzled why he kena beaten up.

He said:"Why u all beat me? What have I done to deserve this?"

The meat bao said:"Noodle! Dun think u perm your hair and cannot recognise u!"

I’m supposed to be working…

From lonelydriver who got it from wackyqueen


The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you’re told that you’re loved.
You’d like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.
Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything… no secrets.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You’ll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.

Don’t know what you saying…

Got this from a friend of mine…

"Said also don’t listen
Listen also don’t understand
Don’t understand also don’t ask
Ask also don’t do
Do also do wrong
Wrong also don’t admit
Admit also don’t correct
Correct also not happy
Not happy also don’t say… "

Deep… Very deep…