Category Archives: funnies
How the world has changed… 1973 vs. 2007
Things have certainly changed a lot since I was born.
1973 vs. 2007
Excerpt:
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1973: Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends.
2007: Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started [...]
Charging too little…
It’s a little troubling that I can relate to a few of the signs…
» Top Ten Signs You May Be Charging Too Little
Terrorist interview…
I know, this is old but it’s still funny.
Shrimps…
This is one opportunity that I missed in the payperpost site. Seems quite fun though. You’re suppose to write a poem about you liking shrimps and the first alphabet of every line should spell out shrimp. Got a friend of mine involved and since she’s already thought of the poem, for the fun of it [...]
Mouse burns down house…
This is damn funny!!!
Noodle and Bao… Ep. 2…
Maggi mee, who was beaten up for no reason, was very angry. So he went to find bee hoon, udon, fried noodles etc to seek revenge. But on the way, they met small bao. Maggi mee looked at small bao for a while then told his bros:"Brothers! Whack him!" Maggi mee whack small bao harder [...]
Noodle and Bao… Ep. 1…
Forward to me by my sis…
One day, noodle quarrel with meat bao (bun). They had a fight but bao was too clumsy and lost badly. He was very angry and he told noodle to stay behind if he has the guts and he’ll get his pals to assist him. Meat bao went to find bread, [...]
I’m supposed to be working…
From lonelydriver who got it from wackyqueen…
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you’re told that you’re loved.
You’d like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.
You would be forced [...]
Don’t know what you saying…
Got this from a friend of mine…
"Said also don’t listen Listen also don’t understand Don’t understand also don’t ask Ask also don’t do Do also do wrong Wrong also don’t admit Admit also don’t correct Correct also not happy Not happy also don’t say… "
Deep… Very deep…
