Yellow coloured van driver.
I’m going to fucking remember your fucking face staring at me and smirking while you beat the fucking give way sign and nearly ran me down! It’s forgivable if you did not see me, but you fucking saw me and even looked at me all the way while you did it!
Now that I know where you stopped, I’m going to go nuclear on you when I see you next you fuck! And I’m going to do that not only because you tried to run me down but because you tried the same thing with another cyclist while you were doing a u-turn! Lucky for your I did not have my handphone with me or I’m going to get the police to drag your ass to the station and do some fucking drunk shit test on you!