Army joke…

Very old joke during army days….

3 generals from 3 countries including Singapore met up for a talk cock and bragging session. They were bragging about how brave their soldiers were.

General 1: My soldier brave, I tell him jump from ship, he’ll jump.

He orders one of his soldiers to jump from the aircraft carrier and the soldier jumps and plummets to his death in the murky sea.

General 2: My soldier better! Ask him jump off a cliff, he’ll do it without thought.

He orders one of his soldiers to jump off a cliff and the soldier makes the ultimate sacrifice for his country plunging into the dark ravines far below.

Singapore general: I’ll show you two!

Then he orders one of his men to jump off a plane without a parachute. The soldier looks at the general, shows him the middle finger, said, “You siao ah?!!! KNNCCB! F***ING MORON! WHY DON’T YOU JUMP YOURSELF??!!!!” and walks off.